My novel length masterpiece. Just what will it take to get the captain to ease up on protocol? Print it out and curl up on the couch; you don't want to read it on a screen, do you? (ST-17™© and T™© rated versions available)
| Chapters One to Four | Chapters Five to Eleven | Chapters Twelve to Sixteen | Chapters Seventeen to Twenty-One |
| Chapters Twenty-Two to Twenty-Four (T™© Rated Version) | Chapters Twenty-Two to Twenty-Four (ST-17™© Version) |
| Illustrations | The Back Cover | The Cliff Notes | The Soundtrack |
