THE WAY-TOO-EXTENSIVE FANFORUM ROSWELL GLOSSARY

Roswell's got some freaky-ass fans who decided they need a name for basically every kind of Roswellian out there. So here's a guide for anyone who shows up on the Fanforum boards and starts scratching their heads...

Character and Actor Fans

Ship Names

Acronyms, Nicknames, and Groups

Last update: 5/11/02

Character and Actor Fans

Abductee fan of Brody Davis
Alleycat fan of Ava (Tess's dupe)
Applesaucer fan of Shiri Appleby
BAK Brendan Ass Kisser (defenders of Brendan Fehr when others criticize/bash him)
Behrian fan of Jason Behr
Brats Nick Wechsler fans
Cheerleader fan of Kyle (my favorite Kyle fan name)
Conradical-Deceiver fan of David Conrad and his character, Agent Pierce (yay!)
Delinquents - fans of Sean DeLuca
Donor fan of Alex
Fehrian fan of Brendan Fehr (see also "BAK")
Handcuffer fan of Deputy Hanson
Hanker fan of Colin Hanks
Healer fan of Max
Hussy fan of Tess
Journal Keeper fan of Liz
Juliet fan of Lonnie (Isabel's dupe)
Lolly fan of Michael
MAK Majandra Ass Kisser (defenders of Majandra Delfino when others criticize/bash her)
Mohawk fan of Rath (Michael's dupe)
Pimpette another name for Rath fans
Pixie Chicks fans of Majandra Delfino (see also "MAK")
Ravisher fan of Emilie de Ravin
Shade fan of Nicholas
Snake Charmer fan of Courtney
Stalker fan of Kyle, back in Season One
Teflon Babe fan of Maria
Truckstopper I like this one - fan of Zan (Max's dupe)
Valentine fan of Sheriff Valenti and William Sadler
Wild Ones fans of Katherine Heigl and Isabel
Wolfe Packer fan of that American Badass, Maxedo

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Ship Names

Alleyleaders Kyle/Ava shippers
Antar Girls Ava/Lonnie shippers
Awakened Dreamers Liz/Zan shippers
B Team Alex/Kyle shippers
Balcony Sirens Liz/Lonnie shippers
Band Candy Maria/Michael/Alex threesome shippers
Band Geeks Maria/Alex/Liz threesome shippers
Basketcases Michael/Isabel/Tess threesome shippers
BBQ M&Ms Maria/Michael/Kyle threesome shippers
Bicker Brigade Kyle/Maria... but only as siblings
Big Pimpin' Liz/Maxedo/Maria threesome shippers
Blonde Ambition Maria/Isabel/Tess threesome shippers
Blonde Attitude Maria and Isabel shippers
Breakfast Club Michael/Maria/Liz threesome shippers
Brooders Max/Valenti shippers
Butterflies Maria/Lonnie shippers
Candygirl (or boy) Michael/Maria shipper. They are known collectively as the Candyclan
Candy Souls Maria/Michael/Zan shippers
Candytrimmers Maria/Michael/Tess/Kyle shippers
Catfighters Liz and Tess shippers
Chemists discuss the chemistry between Jason Behr and Shiri Appleby
Cliffhanger Michael and Isabel shipper (also called Cliffies and Cliffes)
Combustibles Maria/Sean shippers (hey, um, guys? aren't they cousins?)
CopyCatfighters Liz/Tess/Ava threesome shippers
CopyCats flip-side of Catfighters, the Liz/Ava shippers
Corn-Fed Lady Hal and Betty shipper (from 'Summer Of '47')
Cruel Desires Liz/Nicholas shippers
Cowgirl another name for Kyle fans
Cuffs 'n Palm Prints Valenti/Max/Pierce threesome shippers
Deep Enders Tess/Michael/Isabel threesome shippers
Deputies Tess/Kyle/Maria threesome shippers
Desert Dwellers Maria/Michael/Isabel threesome shippers
Deviants Isabel/Sean shippers
Diablo Tess/Maxedo/Isabel threesome shippers
Displaced Dreamers They're "Dreamers in the classic sense" but they explore other options when Max starts pissing them off. They bow to a Royal Court that consists of Liz as King, Kyle as Queen, and S2 Max as a royal toilet scrubber among other things...
DoK Orgy Alex/Liz/Riverdog threesome shippers
Double Dippers Liz/Max/Zan threesome shippers
Dreamcatchers Tess/Max/Michael threesome shippers
Dreamers Max and Liz fans (also known as Dreamgirls - see "Chemists", "Displaced Dreamers", "Drebels", "Reject Dreamers", "TNT Dreamers")
DreamPole Nuts Liz/Max/Michael threesome shippers
Dreamy Waitresses Maria/Max/Liz threesome shippers
Drebel ships Max/Liz and Max/Tess (also called Dynamic Drebels)
Fantastics Liz/Maxedo shippers
Fifth Wheeler Alex/Tess shipper
Four Wheel Drive Tess/Alex/Isabel threesome shippers
Frickers Eddie/Max shippers
Frickin Trespassers Eddie/Liz/Max threesome shippers
Friendshipper fans of the show's friendships
Fryers Liz/Sean shippers
Fugitives Alex/Laurie Dupree shippers
Ground Control Maria/Max/Zan threesome shippers
Ground Zero (or GZ) Max and Maria shipping (the individual is called a Ground Zeroer)
Grounded Souls Maria/Zan shippers
Groupies Maria/Alex shippers
Guides Liz/Topolsky shippers
Hotwarpers Tess/Zan shippers (also "Wild Child")
Hot Wheels Maria/Alex/Tess threesome shippers
Hussylovers Tess and Courtney shippers
Hustlers Tess/Rath shippers
Ice Cube Courtney and Isabel shipper
In Crowd Kyle and Isabel shippers
Interns Liz/Congresswoman Whitaker shippers
Jailbaiters Alex/Topolsky shippers
Jailers Michael/Valenti shippers
Jumpers Liz/Rath shippers
Jumpin' Trucks Liz/Rath/Zan threesome shippers
Killer B's Maria/Kyle/Alex threesome shippers
Knockouts Alex/Michael shippers
Lamptrimmer a newer Kyle/Tess shipper name (see "Rebounder")
Lifesavers Maria/Tess shippers
Lifesaving Rebels Maria/Max/Tess threesome shippers
Lizizards Liz and Isabel shippers
Lolitas Liz/Jim Valenti shippers
Loyalist Liz and Kyle shipper
Marmalades Liz/Maria/Max shippers
Men in Black Pierce and Michael shippers
Mental Blasters Michael/Ava shippers
Mental Vibrators Tess/Michael shippers
Mikey's Angels Courtney and Maria shippers
Mind Shifters Tess/Nasedo shippers
Mind Warpers Isabel/Tess shippers
Misfits Sean/Tess shippers
Neckbreakers Max/Merris shippers (you know, Morgan Fairchild)
Opies Alex/Isabel/Lonnie threesome shippers
Out of Towners Maria/Max/Isabel threesome shippers
Outcasts Alex/Ava shippers
Outsiders Max/Isabel shippers
The Panty Brigade Kyle and Max shippers
Past Indiscretion Nicholas and Isabel (or Nicholas and Lonnie)
Patriots Tess/Kivar shippers
Peanut Brittle Maria/Rath/Zan threesome shipper
Peanut M&Ms Max/Michael
PepperJackers Maria/Brody shippers
Pillow Fighters another name for Liz/Sean shippers (see "Fryers")
Pink Ladies Maria/Ava shippers
Plasmatics Alex/Max shippers
PODs Protectors Of Destiny - like Max/Tess and Michael/Isabel together
Polar Cliffs Liz/Isabel/Michael threesome shippers
Polarist Michael and Liz shipper (Polar also used as an adjective to describe something relating to Michael and Liz)
PoleCats Liz/Tess/Michael threesome shippers
Punkrocker Zan/Ava shippers
Pure Deception Alex/Izedo (even though she never existed) shippers
Rebels Max and Tess shippers, known collectively as The Rebel Alliance
Rebel Wild Child a Tess/Zan/Ava threesome shipper
Rebounders most common Kyle/Tess shipper name
Rebounding Loyalist Catfighters Liz/Kyle/Tess threesome shippers
Reflectionist Isabel and Lonnie shippers
Reject Dreamers the slightly more laid-back Dreamers of the Jason Behr boards
Rejects Maria/Kyle/Max threesome shippers
Remedialist Kyle and Maria shipper
Riotgrrls Maria/Tess/Liz threesome shippers
Rock n Jocks Michael/Maria/Kyle threesome shippers
Rodeo Clowns Alex/Max/Michael threesome shippers
Rough and Tumbles another name for Alex/Michael shippers... but I have no clue where it came from
Sandwich Club Alex/Kyle/Maria threesome shippers
Second Generation another name for Kyle/Maria
Secret Agents Pierce/Maria shippers
Shared Gomez Liz/Kyle/Max shipping
Shipwreckers another name for Max/Tess shippers
Shock Jocks Pierce and Kyle (LOL, I made this one up - nice, right?)
Sibling Rivalry Liz/Isabel/Max shipping
Sirens Jim Valenti/Isabel shippers (I thought poor Mala didn't want it to come to this)
Sleepers another name for Max/Michael shippers
Snap Dragons Maria/Isabel/Liz threesome shippers
Snickers Max/Michael/Maria threesome shippers
Soulmate Rath and Michael shipper
Spuds a combination of "Spurs" and "Studs"
Spurs Michael/Kyle shippers (romantic/sexual)
Stargazer Alex/Isabel shipper
Star Sightings Maria/Isabel/Alex threesome shippers
Stimulator Michael and Courtney shipper
Streetwalkers Maria/Rath shippers
Streetwalking Soulmates Maria/Michael/Rath threesome shippers
Studs appreciate Michael/Kyle friendship (the hetero version of Spurs)
Sugar Daddie River Dog and Liz... mmkay
Sugar Fried Dumplins Kyle/Max/Pierce threesome shippers
Suncatchers Isabel/Alex/Kyle threesome shippers
Sweet Torturer Agent Pierce and Max shippers (hee! what? the sadistic bastard loved him and you know it!)
Three Muskateers Max/Isabel/Michael threesome shippers
TNT Dreamers stands for Top-Notch Tolerance Dreamers, they make a point of not bashing Tess or other characters
Tresspasser Eddie and Liz shipper
True Bluer Alex and Liz shipper
Twisted Destiny Liz/Tess/Max threesome shipping
Twisted Desire Maria/Pierce/Sheriff Valenti threesome shippers
Urban Cowboys Alex/Kyle/Michael threesome shippers
Untuckables Sheriff Valenti and Amy Deluca shippers
Vipers Isabel/Kivar shippers
Waitresses Maria/Liz shippers
Wallpapers Alex/Lonnie shippers
Warped Lizizards Liz/Isabel/Tess threesome shippers
Whirlwind Romantics Isabel/Jesse shippers
Wild Child Tess/Zan shipper (also "Hotwarpers")
Wipeouts Liz/Maria/Kyle threesome shippers
Wrestlers Amy/Michael shippers
WWF Crashdown Amy/Sheriff/Michael threesome shippers

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Acronyms, Nicknames, and Groups

AARL African-American Roswell Lovers
The Alien Mafia Max and Michael fans. Not to be confused with "TRUE Alien Mafia" (see below)
ANZACs Austrailians and New Zealanders who Are Crazy over Katherine Heigl
AWACS At Work And Can't Stay off the boards
BASST Brothers And Sisters Sleeping Together (anti-BASSTs are against Michael and Isabel romance)
Bob Max's Jeep (see "TOOB")
BOFs Brendan's Older Fans (over-thirty fans of Brendan Fehr)
BOOM Back Off Our Michael
Bot (as in "the Bot") a derogatory term for Liz and her robotic ways
Carrie (as in "go Carrie", "pull a Carrie") the sudden disappearance of a thread for an unexplained reason (server error)
cement a popular Max/Liz euphemism for sex (Future Max said it first, so you can thank him)
CHADs Continuity Holes and Annoying Discrepancies
CHADDs Continuity Holes and Annoying Discrepancy Discussers
CTR Central Texas Roswellians
DAT Dupe Appreciation Thread
DH shorthand for "dear husband" (e.g. "My DH thinks...")
Diva Duck Emilie de Ravin's username when she posts on her forum
Egyptian comes from Roswell Underground's message board, usually a Michael/Maria fan who doesn't take the show too seriously
Elle a nickname for Max's season three Chevelle
EMHB Evil Mindwarping Hell Beast - what Tess suddenly became in "Departure" (used sarcastically, usually by her fans)
FSC Funniest ScreenCaps... post screencaps from the show and give them funny captions
Genie Maria's Jetta
Gerbil Tess (sound of me glaring and wagging my finger)
Holomom Max and Isabel's biological alien mother, seen in "Destiny"
IKAAC I Know An Alien Club (the Roswell protagonists)
IRO Italians Roswell Obsessed
JK Jason Katims
JKrew The writers, powers that be, Jason Katims and co. Usually used with sarcasm.
Kato a derogatory term for Jason Katims
KHo a derogatory term for Katherine Heigl
Kiwi a poster from New Zealand (NZ fans are the Kiwi Embassy)
Koala Behrs Austrailian fans of Jason Behr
KVEB Kyle Valenti Estrogen Brigade
LaFehrs Latin Fehrians (so see "Fehrian" I guess)
LIVCOS Liz Is a Vast Chasm Of Suck
Liz Myths those who speculate on Liz's importance to the alien mythology
Loners discussers of the show who do not focus on a particular couple
LPGA the Liz Parker Guardian Angels
M&M Michael and Maria
MIAA Max is an Irredeemable Alien Ass
MOB Mark Of the Behr - women who have silver handprint tattoos
Momogram see "Holomom"
Mr. V nickname for William Sadler/ Jim Valenti (and Sadler's username when he posts on his forum)
NAMO New zealand/Austrailian Majandra Obsessors
Nephele Delfino Majandra Delfino's username when she posts on her forum
-ologist fans who jokingly call themselves experts on a certain body part/trait of a Roswell star (started with the Nickologists for Nick Wechsler)... examples: Nick's chestologist, Majandra's voiceologist, Emilie's armologist, etc.
OMB used instead of OMG ("oh my God")... it either stands for "Oh My Bob" or "Oh My Buddha" (I've heard both)
ORBS Older Roswellian BelieverS - the over 20 crowd
OTOs Over Thirty and Obsessed
Pod Squad Max, Michael, Isabel, and Tess
PODs "Positive Die-hards". You think Roswell sucks? Well, hit the road. They're not giving up on it yet.
Pollyanna also called "Pollys", another word for positive fans of the show, but these are usually Max/Liz fans
RACS Roswell-Addicted College Students
RAGE Roswellians Against Glorified Extras (an anti-Tess group)
RALF Roswell's Automobile-Loving Fans
RCC the Royal Cabana Club (a group of posters who met on the episode commentary threads during the summer and like to snark about the show)
RL Real Life... you know, that thing outside Roswell and FanForum
Roswell Beauty Divas discuss fashion on the show
RPC Roswell Playas Club (a place for those with Y chromosomes)
Shapeshifters Roswell fans who support each other while dieting
SHFKAM the Skanky Ho Formerly Known As Maria (the nasty character some say Maria became in season three)
Snake see "Gerbil"
Spiderman Brendan Fehr's username when he posts on his forum
SpoT Spawn of Tess - derogatory term for Max and Tess's son (see "Sweetpea" and "Ximak")
SPR Sugar Pimpin' Roswellians (eccentric folks who have met cast members)
SUMMIT Smarten Up Michael, Maria Is There
Sweetpea a more friendly name for Max and Tess's son
T Alien Mafia see "TRUE"
T*** Tess E! S! S! How- freaking- hard- IS IT???
Tex abbreviation for the Max/Tess sex
Thing Tess again. yeesh.
Tic-Tac another shapeshifter some believe exists - maybe the one seen popping pills in season one wasn't Nasedo
TOOB The Order Of Bob - fans of Max's Jeep
TPTB The Powers That Be (the WB, Fox, Katims, UPN, etc.)
TPTS The Powers That Suck (the WB, Fox, Katims, etc.)
Trash Tess
TRUE Teenage Roswellians Unite Eternally (I think), basically for the under 20 crowd (the ones who post on the Roswell 1 board are the TRUE Alien Mafia, or T Alien Mafia)
UFO United French Organization
Vibrators those who caught the "Gay Vibes Of Roswell"
Ximak another name for Max and Tess's son, mostly used by Rebels (see "SpoT" and "Sweetpea")

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