You Might Be A Trekkie If...

by Spiletta42

• If you've ever had a serious argument about the Prime Directive,
  ...you might be a trekkie.
• If you think that 'computer, halt turbolift' is an appropriate prelude to a romantic encounter,
  ...you might be a trekkie.
• If you've ever lost your temper and sworn at someone in Klingon,
  ...you might be a trekkie.
• If you've ever wondered if someone's clothing really could be trapped in the pattern buffer,
  ...you might be a trekkie.
• If you can explain the conditions of the Organian Treaty,
  ...you might be a trekkie.
• If you know Lieutenant Uhura's first name,
  ...you might be a trekkie.
  (Nyota, which means 'star' in Swahili)
• If you have any strong opinions regarding the Cardassian Demilitarized Zone,
  ...you might be a trekkie.
• If you can recite Ode to Spot from memory,
  ...you might be a trekkie.
  (Found here)
• If you know the origins of the term 'Jefferies Tube',
  ...you might be a trekkie.
• If you cared when Kate Mulgrew cut her hair,
  ...you might be a trekkie.
• If you think that the most romantic thing you've ever heard is the legend of the angry warrior,
  ...you might be a trekkie.
  (Found here by the way.)
• If you fully understand the chemical affects of synthehol,
  ...you might be a trekkie.
• If you know what brand of saddle was used by Jean-Luc Picard,
  ...you might be a trekkie.
  (It was a Hartley.)
• If you once put a screwdriver through the wall while debating who was the better captain, Kirk or Picard,
  ...you might be a trekkie.
• If you have ever gone out in public wearing a Starfleet uniform,
  ...you might be a trekkie.
• If you care what color Starfleet issue undergarments might be,
  ...you might be a trekkie.
  (Twenty third century: BLACK. Twenty fourth century: GRAY!)
• If you've ever signed any correspondence with 'Live Long and Prosper'
  ...you might be a trekkie.
• If you've ever felt compelled to shout a stardate at the television,
  ...you might be a trekkie.
• If you've ever called Rick Berman a blasphemer,
  ...you might be a trekkie.
• If the name Fair Haven makes you nauseous,
  ...you might be a J/Cer.

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