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VGR J/C P/T D/7 K/Campbell Megan/Chell K/Libby Tu/T'Pel N/Nicoletti Tal/Telfer Henley/Harren Harrison/Mannick ENT TOS TNG Picard/Crusher Riker/Troi XFI Mulder/Scully SG1 Sam/Jack SMK Lee/Amanda SNL BtVS S/B Firefly Andromeda B/T Spider-Man PP/MJ X-Men
Rating: T™©
A/N: Well, yet another sign of my sanity. Star Trek™© Haiku. Many of these were written for Anne Rose's Haiku Contest.
At The Threshold
Earth on the viewscreen
Blue oceans beneath the clouds
Time at last for love.
J/C Episode: Endgame
Wanting
Hidden love silent
Waiting, longing, heart aching.
Protocol obeyed.
J/C
Trapped Together
Turbolift frozen
Computer playing love songs
What choice could be made?
J/C
Broken Rules
Last bottle empty
Temporal Prime Directive
Shattered on the couch.
J/C Episode: Shattered
Christmas Catch
Mistletoe is hung
Handsome Commander waiting
Captain gets a kiss.
J/C
What Might Have Been
Captain Chakotay
Captures the pretty Maquis
Together, true love.
J/C A/U
The Write Tune
Twentieth century
Has the music I can use
Songfic ends in kiss.
J/C Mary Sue
Stress Relief
Delta Quadrant trek
Aliens, anomolies
Janeway needs her man.
J/C
The Ready Room
Privacy engaged
Bodies writhe upon the desk
Protocol be damned.
J/C
Dare to Dream
Fair skin in moonlight
A sight so long imagined
Chakotay taps wrist.
J/C
Warrior Woman
Janeway's temper flares
Torpedoes armed and ready
Borg cube is no more.
J/C
Conflict Resolution
A single blonde hair
Compression phaser rifle
Any more questions?
J/C
Parallels
He watches her hands
Strong beautiful capable
Just like his captain.
J/C
Negotiations
Janeway aims phaser
Give me my first officer
Riley is no more.
J/C (Concept stolen from Dakota)
Resolution
Bathtub finally full
Things are as they ought to be
Janeway's not alone.
J/C
Now
Oh hell Chakotay
We have waited far too long
Kiss me now my love.
J/C
Red Handed
Tom is at the door
Chakotay without his pants
Captain Janeway caught.
J/C
Made for Each Other
Borg and hologram
Nanoprobes and subroutines
Manufactured love.
EMH/7
Turbolift
Music in the 'lift
Someone to Watch Over Me
They're playing our song.
EMH/7
Our Quarters
Two things this home needs
Regeneration chamber
Holoemitter
EMH/7
Seven's Smile
Holographic heart
Skips a simulated beat
Every time she smiles.
EMH/7
Twist
Traveler's crew rejoiced
When the female EMH
Fell in love with Hugh.
EMH/7 A/U
Passion
Her teeth mark his face
Hands seeking groping grasping
Frantic Klingon love.
P/T
Confession
Floating lost in space
Oxygen depleting fast
Love at last declared.
P/T Episode: Day of Honor
Stranded
Delta Flyer down.
B'Elanna rigs the engines
Paris flies her home.
P/T
Megan's Man
Handsome Bolian
blue skin bald head facial ridge
Spi thinks Chell quite hot.
Megan/Chell Mary Sue
Engaging Event
Christmas gifts exchanged
Paper torn upon the deck
Megan has a ring.
Megan/Chell
Alone
Seven years are up.
T'Pel is light years distant
Vulcan logic fails.
Tu/T'Pel
Lyssa's Surprise
Transport in progress
Harry Kim has company
Shower not lonely.
K/Campbell
Stowaway
Voyager departs
Ensign Kim still has a guest
Libby stays on board.
K/Libby A/U
The Brass Ring
Shy young Tal Celes
Courage found to win her prize
William Telfer's love.
Tal/Telfer
KP Duty
Creamed leola root
Splatters over Susan's skin
Neelix licks her clean.
Neelix/Nicoletti
Opposites Attract
Broken turbolift
Mariah and Mortimer
Reckless ordered love.
Harren/Henley
And For Slash Fans...
More shipboard romance
Brad Harrison loves Mannick
Thought you all should know.
Harrison/Mannick
Captain Archer
Enterprise explodes
All the crew is dead and gone
Archer reckless was.
ENT
Untold
Deep within Picard
In his artificial heart
Secret love remained.
TNG Crusher/Picard
Imzadi
Met on Betazed
Friends and colleagues on the ship
Lovers in their hearts.
TNG Riker/Troi
Alien Attack
Voyager boarded
Captain's aim is true and sure
Phaser fight is won.
VGR
Disclaimer
Paramount owns them.
I try to make them happy.
I don't make a dime.
VGR
Clubbing
Vampires everywhere
Feeding Bleeding at the Bronze
Buffy stakes 'em good.
BtVS
Prank
Dylan sputters soaked
Water balloon target hit
Tyr and Beka run
Andromeda
William
Mulder and Scully
Hotel room in Oregon
Baby is human.
X-Files
Windows of Opportunity
Resignation signed
Carter's lips upon his own
Time will now reset.
SG-1
Help Needed
A single haiku
Not enough; I must write more
Scary addiction
?
Near Betrayal
Angry Captain Mal
River almost was reclaimed
Jayne rides in airlock
Firefly
Secret Agent Love
Package and red hat
Four years to form the courage
Scarecrow shows his heart.
SMK Lee/Amanda
Public Opinion
Saturday Night Live
Influences politics
Voters need some brains.
SNL
Sometimes When They Touch
Insurance for sale
A bicycle built for two
Cross species romance.
Geiko Gecko/Woman on Bicycle
Fur and Ice
Iceman and the Beast
Fight Magneto and the rest
World from threat is safe.
X-Men
Webslinging
Webs reaching sticking
Spidey flies above the streets
Night time in New York.
Spider-Man
The Fight
Spider sense tingling
Goblin glider coming fast
Snag it with a web
Spider-Man
Worry
Osborn isn't dead
MJ watches news with fear
Peter's late tonight.
Spider-Man/Mary Jane
Afterwards
Bruising battle fought
Peter Parker lies in bed
MJ makes him soup.
Spider-Man/Mary Jane
Investigation
Jordan's in the morgue
Secrets of the dead revealed
Killer pays the price.
Crossing Jordan
Lifestyle
Bug writes Star Trek fic
Eating Ramen all alone
He's the man for me.
Crossing Jordan
Recalled to Life
Love unexpected
Heals the heart
Restores the soul
Cherished in silence
Giving joy
Enriching life
S/J SG-1
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